I’m going to break the age-old code of male silence for this blog. Frankly, I don’t care if I am shunned by my brethren. I can no longer sit by and watch all the babies being born, without fathers, to teenage girls. Whatever happens because I let the cat out of the bag is only what we all deserve. Girls, you cannot believe anything a guy tells you when you’re dating. The vast majority of adolescent males are incapable of honesty when it comes to sex. They will say anything to get what they want from you and when you give in to their wishes you will be left all alone with that baby. And yes, you can get pregnant on the first time. And no, condoms are not 100% effective. The only absolutely foolproof birth control method is “NO!” You may even have to repeat this emphatically a dozen times or more because guys are hard-wired to ignore this word.
Let me give you girls the Top 10 things guys will say to get you into bed and what they actually mean to the guy.
“I will love you forever.” What they mean is, “I will love you till I get what I want and then you’re on your own.”
“If you really love me you will do this for me.” What they mean is, “Let’s see if she will fall for the guilt trip line.”
“Everybody’s doing it.” What they mean is, “Everybody but me is doing it and I don’t want to be left out.”
“I have a condom, there’s nothing to worry about.” What they mean is, “I sure hope this condom works.”
“I really do want to get married and start a family with you.” What they mean is, “Maybe when I’m 30 and if nobody better comes along before that.”
“You are the most incredibly beautiful girl I have ever seen.” What they mean is, “You are the most incredibly beautiful girl I have seen tonight and the better ones have all gone home.”
“I have a girlfriend but she doesn’t understand me like you do.” What they mean is, “I have a girlfriend who always says NO.”
“I think kids are great.” What they mean is, “As long as they aren’t mine, I’m good to go.”
“I think we are soulmates.” What they mean is, “What a load of crap, I hope I can keep a straight face.”
“I don’t think I can live another minute without you in my arms.” What they mean is, “If you’re not into me right now, I’m going to keep looking.”
Ladies, if you hear any of these lines just remember this response, “Prove it, buy me a house!”
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